ONCE UPON A TIME THE INTERNET GATHERED TOGETHER (IN A GATHERING OF SORTS) AND BEGAN TO DISCUSS HOLIDAY IDEAS. WHILE MOST OF THE SUGGESTIONS WERE EPIC AND TRULY WORTHY OF THE INTERNET COMMUNITY, THERE WAS A CERTAIN GROUP OF PEOPLE THAT FOUND THEMSELVES GRUMBLING BOTH ALOUD AND IN THEIR COMMENTS (AS USUAL). THE TROLLS. 

THEY CAME FORWARD AND THREATENED TO CONTINUALLY CALL EVERYONE "GAY" AND "FAKE" IF THEIR DEMANDS WEREN'T MET. THE GATHERING FELL SILENT. ONE PERSON STEPPED FORWARD AND SUGGESTED, IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THAT THERE SHOULD BE A DAY TO CELEBRATE THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON AS IT WAS THE ONE KEY ON HER KEYBOARD THAT SHE USED THE MOST. 

THE NON-TROLLS CAME TOGETHER (IN A GATHERING OF SORTS) OUT OF EARSHOT OF THE OUTCASTS AND BEGAN TO DISCUSS. THEY KNEW THAT HAVING A DAY FOR THE TROLLS AND THE CAPS-LOCKERS WAS THE ONLY WAY TO AVOID AN ALL OUT INTERNET WAR, BUT THEY DIDN'T WANT TO CALL IT "TROLL DAY."

"IT WILL MAKE THEM EVEN MORE INSUFFERABLE IF WE GIVE IN SO EASILY." ONE NON-TROLL WHISPERED. 

SO IT WAS DECIDED, IT WOULD NOT BE CALLED TROLL DAY, NOR WOULD THEY TELL THE TROLLS THE DAY WAS FOR THEM. THIS CAPS LOCK IDEA SEEMED ENOUGH TO AT LEAST DULL DOWN THE INSULTS AND THE COMPLAINING.

"THEY WILL THINK WE HAVE LET THEM WIN ONE." ANOTHER NON-TROLL GRINNED.

THEY WERE STILL IN NEED OF A NAME. THEY COULD NOT USE "TROLL DAY" AND "A DAY FOR ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO FIND IT NECESSARY TO YELL EVERY SYLLABLE AND EVERY LETTER OF EVERY WORD THEY EVER SAY" WAS TOO LONG FOR THE T-SHIRTS THEY HAD SELECTED...SO IT BECAME "CAPS LOCK DAY."

AS WE REMEMBER HOW THIS DAY WAS MADE, LETS NOT LET THE TROLLS THINK THAT THEY HAVE WON. IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THEM, JOIN THEM (OR SO THE SAYING GOES). SO ON THIS FINE "CAPS LOCK DAY," LETS GATHER TOGETHER (IN A GATHERING OF SORTS) AND SCREAM OUR LITTLE HEARTS OUT. IF WE LOSE OUR VOICES BY THE TIME THIS DAY COMES TO AN END, THEN IT WILL HAVE BEEN WORTH IT. SO, SET YOUR KEYBOARDS ON CRUISE CONTROL AND GET READY TO ALL CAPS IT UP.

GO FORTH AND BE ONE WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON. 

P.S. ALSO, DO NOT FORGET TO LISTEN TO SOME ALL CAPS ON THIS THE DAY OF CAPS LOCK. BELOW ARE TWO MUSIC VIDEOS I MADE TO TWO OF THEIR SONGS.